August 14th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
Yes, I relate to this. Let me just have another 15 minutes in bed then I'll get up ... zzz

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Doctor Who
I'm sure this should have been from an American President ;)

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
and out of a whole load of other things :(
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

A groan

Once upon a time an evil king captured a virgin princess and held her captive in his high tower. Though she was very beautiful he forced her to wear a disgusting and smelly burlap dress.

"You'll never get away with this," she cried. "Some brave knight will rescue me!"

"Not in that thing," the evil king replied.

She waited day and night, but it was just as the king predicted. Every knight that saw her in the window of the high tower was scared away by her dress, which, as I've mentioned, was very disgusting.

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Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)


Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.
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