July 9th, 2002

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TO: Jesus, Messiah's Woodcrafters Shop, Nazareth
FROM: Jordan Management Consultants, Jerusalem
SUBJECT: Staff Aptitude Test.
DATE: March 29, 30 A.D.

Thank you for submitting the resumes of the 12 men you picked
for management positions in your new organization. All of them
have now taken our battery of tests, and we have not only run
the results through our computer but also have arranged
personal interviews for each of them with our psychologist and
vocational consultant.
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Quotes of the day

A good crop today - should give you all a smile :)

He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
Franklin P. Jones

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Dick Werthimer
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"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?
Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some
old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home
winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
--Homer Simpson
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Life ...

Driving in to work today there was heavy spray on the motorway. Since I didn't have to be in as early as usual I was driving slowly and leaving plenty of room. Some of the other drivers though ... it doesn't bear belief. Driving so close and fast that if there was any problem they'd have trouble stopping without hitting the car in front. And why oh why do some people drive right behind big lorries? It reduces visibility, increases the amount of spray and generally makes it harder to get out into the next lane as you cannot speed up to match speed with the next lane to fit into a smaller gap.

My car is in for a service today ... 90,000 mile service at 92,000 ... ho hum. The guy who drove me from the garage back to my work agreed that the brakes need attention ... the first time he braked he nearly didn't stop at the junction :) At least as a company car I don't have to worry about paying for it all ... the tax implications for it are however not so nice sometimes. Last year because of a mix up by my company I ended up with a £1,800 tax bill :(

OK, better get on with "real" work for a while. Access databse design - I'd tell you what it does but then I'd have to kill you to preserve the secrecy :))) I don't get to see the real data it will be working with ... and I have security clearance so go figure.

Peace and prosperity