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July 8th, 2002

Quotes of the day [Jul. 8th, 2002|07:51 am]
Peter Sheil
OK, I only put these up, I don't invent them. Just so the feminists amongst you don't get too angry at me ... the second one is meant to be humourous :)

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
Maureen Murphy

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

Silence is the virtue of fools.
Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)
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Groan ... [Jul. 8th, 2002|07:59 am]
Peter Sheil
From a joke newsletter I get ... another to groan at.

My boyfriend and I met online and we'd been dating for over
a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by
the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what
kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans
naively replied, "I just used a regular 56K modem."
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