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June 25th, 2002

An explanation [Jun. 25th, 2002|12:10 am]
Peter Sheil
OK, after a decisive landslide in my poll (well 3 people asked for it :) ) I have added the explanation of my site name. Go to www.blodtandsmidigt.com to see it.

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Quotes of the day [Jun. 25th, 2002|07:56 am]
Peter Sheil
Can anyone explain number 4 to me? I'm just confused by it.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Malcolm Forbes

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
Dan Rather

There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
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A joke [Jun. 25th, 2002|07:59 am]
Peter Sheil
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between
them a young man.

"This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one.

"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.

And so they began arguing until the King called for silence.

"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew
the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half."

"Sounds good to me," said the first lady.

But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent
blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The man must marry
the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed.

"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's
court.

"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE
mother-in-law."
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Groan [Jun. 25th, 2002|08:09 am]
Peter Sheil
My children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but
one day they were putting up more of a fuss than usual. In
the middle of the tantrums, a friend called.

"What's all the commotion?" she asked.
Click here to groan :)Collapse )
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