June 25th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

Can anyone explain number 4 to me? I'm just confused by it.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Malcolm Forbes

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
Dan Rather

There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

A joke

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between
them a young man.

"This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one.

"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.

And so they began arguing until the King called for silence.

"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew
the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half."

"Sounds good to me," said the first lady.

But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent
blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The man must marry
the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed.

"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's
court.

"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE
mother-in-law."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Groan

My children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but
one day they were putting up more of a fuss than usual. In
the middle of the tantrums, a friend called.

"What's all the commotion?" she asked.
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