These ones had me laughing - a good start for a Monday morning, especially since I left my plastic mug of coffee (for the drive in to work) in the kitchen at home. Grrrr. Still it is getting better as I wake up and the caffine gets into the blood stream.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening, "Life in Hell"
I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to under-
stand how the Indians must have felt when they first
encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel,"
I asked, "if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked
very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual
clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit scared?"
"Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's
While checking for updates to Windows 2000 after Service Pack 2 I saw the following error fix
"Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords"
Now that is a serious password security policy :)