June 19th, 2002

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Quotes of the day

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
David Letterman

Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Jean Giraudoux

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Gail Godwin
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)


The personnel office received an email requesting a listing
of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The
personnel office sent this reply...

"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one
broken down by age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)


Chocolate muffin with chocolate chips on the top.
Mind those spread sheet print outs .... oppppps too late