The first year student had just gotten a beat up old VW Beetle
from his parents. He took it for a spin but misjudged the curve
and overturned the car directly between the house of Mr. and
Mrs. Smith and Mr. and Mrs. Balls
...Luckily, he was pulled out by the Smiths.
I hope my Canadian friend will forgive me the 4th one :)
A lighter set than yesterday's I think ... enjoy.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
P. J. O'Rourke
A SIGN POSTED IN THE CLUB HOUSE AT A PUBLIC GOLF COURSE...
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please...while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!