June 18th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

A joke

The first year student had just gotten a beat up old VW Beetle
from his parents. He took it for a spin but misjudged the curve
and overturned the car directly between the house of Mr. and
Mrs. Smith and Mr. and Mrs. Balls

...Luckily, he was pulled out by the Smiths.
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

I hope my Canadian friend will forgive me the 4th one :)
A lighter set than yesterday's I think ... enjoy.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Russell Baker

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Doug Larson

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
P. J. O'Rourke
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Another joke ...


1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please...while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!

* What your computer says about you *

Psychologists say that a computer's desktop can tell you as much about a
person's personality as their real desk.
Full story:

My work PC has a plain blue background 16 icons, Office short-cut bar and 6 faststart icons next to the start button. It runs Windows 2000 ... slowly.

My home PC has a picture of stone henge as a background and a minimum assortment of icons for things I use scattered randomly over the desk top. It runs Windows XP (it was pre-installed is my only excuse).

I scatter temporary icons on the desktop - it is a convenient temp folder you can always find:) I also run diferent screen savers depending on my mood and what I'm doing. If I'm cutting CDs then everything not required is shut down and the screen saver is off. I think I have a weather screen saver from bbc.co.uk at the moment - but it rarely starts as the PCs are either being typed on rapidly or are locked.

What does your desktop say about you? Go on admit it - tell us all your darkest secrets :)))