Peter Sheil

The golfer and the caddy

Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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OK, it is my own fault. I should have known better!

Last night, late, I fired up my personal laptop. It came back with a "please update your virus protection" message. OK I haven't done that for a while so I let it do it. Now I've had this PC since the start of the year, so the "free" virus updating service is about to run out. OK I'll fill in all the information it needs and download this program that will act as a personal firewall and do all sorts of cool stuff - thank you Norton.
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
John Kenneth Galbraith

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Caron de Beaumarchais

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown

Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something.
Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)