Shamelessly stolen from another journal, but I forget which one so cannot credit
Will all those who believe in telekinesis please raise my right hand.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel de Montaigne (1553 - 1592)