May 10th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

A joke

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the
window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?"
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Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Quotes of the day

A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
Anatole France (1844 - 1924)

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Margaret Millar

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter