April 26th, 2002

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Today's joke

A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches
around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and
worked his way east from there.

Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and
making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule
wall and was intrigued by a sign which read: "$10,000 a minute."
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Quotes of the day

Of all religions, Christianity is without a doubt the one that should inspire tolerance most, although, up to now, the Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.
- Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire), 1694 - 1778

It takes an earthquake to remind us that we walk on the crust of an unfinished planet.
- Charles Kuralt, 1934 - 1997

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz

War is a series of disasters which result in a winner.
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
Actually I'm not convinced that is true - war has no winners,
only those who lose less

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Frank Leahy