Peter Sheil

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as
the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.

"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you
get a bicycle."

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
F. M. Hubbard

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Thomas H. Huxley (1825 - 1895)

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Bill Vaughan

You're never too old to become younger.
Mae West (1892 - 1980)

Even though you're far away
I'm thinking of you through the day.
Imagining your body and mine
entwine
caressing
obsessing
re-dressing

Showers of images fill my mind.
Thinking of you makes me blind
to things around me.

(C) 2002 Peter Sheil
Dedicated to one particular Canadian.

Still can't get to hotmail from my work PC. We had a network problem which they have "fixed" but I still can't get on - seems like it is hanging at every attempt to use a secure connection :(

I'll just go bang my head against the wall for relief.