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April 10th, 2002

Have a drink ... (joke) [Apr. 10th, 2002|09:36 am]
Peter Sheil
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila."
The Scot says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have Scotch."
The Swede says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have aquavit."
The Japanese says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have sake."
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka."
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."
The Greek says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have ouzo."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."
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Quotes of the day [Apr. 10th, 2002|11:13 am]
Peter Sheil
The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
Walter Goodman

An understatement if ever I heard one.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Dame Rose Macaulay

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
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