April 9th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Four Quotes for Today

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
Graffito, in Los Angeles

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Jonathan Swift

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

I especially like that last one - reminds me of a song by a group called Artisan ...
"Oh no, don't slay that potatoe.
Let us be merciful please.
Don't boil it or fry it,
or even freeze dry it.
Don't dice it or flake it;
For God's sake don't bake it.
Don't shed the poor blood
of that poor helpless spud;
That's the worest kind of thing you can do.
Oh no, don't slay that potatoe
what never done nothing to you."

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)


Stolen from pixie_lv, made me laugh, particularly the last.

"The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out..."

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."

"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though."

"Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!"

"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."

"Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)"

"General Failure's Fault. Not Yours."

"Hit any user to continue."

"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying."

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."

"Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted."