March 22nd, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Joke

Good Advice:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Joke? Groan

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking.
A British gent pulls over, rolls down the window, and says,
"Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"