March 4th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Humor

With the title Americanized as well ;)

I can think of at least one person who will find this most amusing.

------ Mischievous Felines Have Owners Feeling Flush ------

WHITEWATER, Wisconsin - Two mischievous felines have learned
a very unusual trick - they can each flush the toilet and
shut off the lights in their Wisconsin home. Boots and Bandit,
who are 1 1/2-years-old, apparently picked up these habits
by watching owners Russ and Sandy Asbury. The couple dis-
covered the cats unusual talents last winter, unexpectedly,
when they heard the unmistakable sound of a toilet flush
come from the bathroom. "I couldn't even imagine who or what
was flushing the toilet." Russ said. Sandy checked it out and
caught Boots preparing to do it again. Since then, Bandit has
also become proficient at toilet flushing. "We have to shut
the bathroom door when we go to bed. Otherwise, one or the
other of the cats are in there flushing away all night," Russ
concluded.
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

political insults

+---------------- Bizarre Political Insults ----------------+

"He makes George Bush seem like a personality" - Jackie Mason on John Major.

"He is a sheep in sheep's clothing" - Winston Churchill on Clement Attlee.

"Winston, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee." "Nancy, if I were your husband, I would drink it." - A conversation between Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill.
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