February 20th, 2002

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DEFINITIONS

From an e-mail newsletter - some definitions:-

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
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Which Religion are you?

Here are my results - probably no big surprise to those who know me.

The links don't seem to have copied correctly - go to rachelslivecam
to get a link to the site to do the test.


1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
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Ahh that explains it

I wondered why I was feeling so tired and run down ... here's the explanation. From a biorythem tool site :-


Born on Saturday, 17 Jul 1954 ( )
Age as of Wednesday, 20 Feb 2002 ... 47 years
( 559 months ) ( 2483 weeks ) ( 17385 days )

[There was a chart here showing all my biorythem indices at or below zero]
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Advice for Wednesday, 20 Feb 2002

You will be feeling tired physically, emotionally and mentally at the moment,
and you cannot rely on your gut feelings about things.
This is a time to take things easy and relax.
C o p y r i g h t � 2 0 0 0 - 2 0 0 2 V u l c a n s o f t L t d .
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Off-line time

I am bracing myself - after this evening I am probably not going to be on-line 'till Sunday evening.
I can feel my hands start to shake as I contemplate the withdrawal of e-mail and live journal, but
I'll strugle on and try some other stimulants :)

I'll be in Troy Michigan - and the weather forecast is wet or snowy. Still I'll probably be indoors most of the time so it won't matter too much.

Maybe on again later - if not then see you Sunday.

Blessed Be
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