January 30th, 2002

Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

The morning joke

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"

He again said "You've got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "Well, well, well! You certainly are quite a man!"

He responded "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil. This one's black."
Life 2 (based on icon from tamnonlinear)

Haiku

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

A stone reduces
your expensive computer
to a single crash.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.