January 29th, 2002

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The morning joke

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are
deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does
sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. His wife demands
sexual pleasure, so they decide to ask the rabbi for advice.
The rabbi listens to their story and makes the following
suggestion.
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A Second Joke

My I am funny this morning ... OK so they aren't that good, but they make me feel better first thing so maybe they'll do the same for you :)

A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the
smooth-haired breed category. To give it an advantage, she
went to the chemist for some hair remover.

The chemist gave her the product requested and advised,
"Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes."

"Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered, embarrassed,
"it's for my Chihuahua."

"Oh well, in that case," said the chemist, "don't ride a
bike for twenty-four hours."


Blessed Be
peter
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Today's news

Two very different stories from the BBC. There were a couple of others I would have posted but the links didn't seem to work from within Hotmail :( You can always go to http://news.bbc.co.uk and hunt them down for yourself.

[one of them started to work, so now you get three stories]

* Gales clean-up begins *
A clear-up operation is under way after severe gales left seven dead in one of
the worst storms to hit the UK in a decade.
Full story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/uk/newsid_1788000/1788166.stm

* Pope tells lawyers to boycott divorce *
Catholic lawyers should refuse to take on divorce cases, says Pope John Paul II,
and magistrates should avoid hearing them.
Full story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1787000/1787106.stm


* Bush 'undecided' on prisoners' rights *
The US president says he has yet to decide the legal status of captured Taleban
and al-Qaeda fighters - but insists they are not POWs.
Full story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1788000/1788062.stm
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YAST

I am Neo, or so they say!

click to take it!


You sometimes doubt yourself - who you are and what you can do. You're a curious person, with questions and concerns about the world. You go along with the crowd and aim to please others to your best ability. But when you finally discover what you're really capable of, you can do some serious ass kickin'! You're fast and furious, and you will always stick up for what you believe, and those who you care for. Not only that, but you're charming and charismatic, so you get along with people well, and others often look up to you.