After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Doctor stood solemnly beside her bed.
"There is something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong", the alarmed mother asked?
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"A hermaphrodite? What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh my God, that's wonderful!", the mother said, "You mean it has a penis and a brain ?