Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil


Stolen from a friend.

After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Doctor stood solemnly beside her bed.

"There is something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong", the alarmed mother asked?

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"A hermaphrodite? What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God, that's wonderful!", the mother said, "You mean it has a penis and a brain ?
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