After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife
suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing
diapers.
"I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again. The husband
narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. "I didn't mean
the next diaper. I meant the next baby."
This one is a real "groan" - you have been warned :)
After I recovered from surgery, my family suggested that I
write thank-you notes to everyone who sent gifts and cards.
I agreed that it was a nice idea, and I asked my daughter
to buy several books of 'Love' stamps at the post office.
Upon returning, my daughter said, "I asked for books of Love
stamps, but the clerk told me they were out of books. And
all he could give me was 'Love' in the sheets."
