the cost of high living." --Doug Larson
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at
being incompetent." --Laurence J. Peter
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Calvin Coolidge (1872 - 1933)
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
T. S. Eliot (1888 - 1965)
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.
Hesketh Pearson, Common Misquotations (1934), Introduction