In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
George Santayana (1863 - 1952), Life of Reason (1905) vol. 4, ch. 4