Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.
You're never too old to become younger.
Mae West (1892 - 1980)