One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Sir William Osler (1849 - 1919), Aphorisms from his Bedside Teachings (1961) p. 105
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...only much, much better
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Man and Superman" (1903), act I