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:) [Mar. 20th, 2003|02:53 pm]
Peter Sheil
I like this one, so I'm sharing it.


Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself
to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down
and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect
order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes
the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot break-
fast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and
gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave
me alone, I'm married'!"

[User Picture]From: angel2dy4
2003-03-20 07:13 am (UTC)

That is a great one......


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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-20 07:20 am (UTC)

Re: That is a great one......

Yes, I thought you'd like it :)))))))

I'm going to try and post a joke each day.
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-20 08:26 am (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-20 09:34 am (UTC)


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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-20 09:38 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-21 06:04 am (UTC)
Well hello stranger :)
Don't often get a comment from you - pleased to see you still read my rubbish :)

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[User Picture]From: mysticprincess
2003-03-24 04:26 am (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-24 02:18 pm (UTC)
Yes, I liked it too :)
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