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2 groans [Mar. 14th, 2003|10:33 am]
Peter Sheil
A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada,
both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer, when all of
a sudden, a moose popped up in front of them. It was so
unexpected, neither of them had a chance to fire. The Scotsman
was shaken.
"Hoot mon, wit in blazes was that?!"
"That was a moose", the Canadian replied.
"What are ye saying, lad? A moose? Good Lord, I'd hate to see
yer rats!"

It has been determined, the most used sexual position for
married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead...


[User Picture]From: desert_fae
2003-03-14 06:03 am (UTC)
btw I hope you weren't too worried by my comparing Americans with the Simpsons - it's probably just that the limited selection of ones I've met personally are ... well ... shall we say strange?
Are you saying I'm strange Peter?
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-14 08:13 am (UTC)



Are you saying your life is normal???
And I wasn't even thinking about the incident where native American Indian symbols were left on the porch

btw I think you and the kids have done very well with the stuff that Fox did. Keep up the good work.

I will phone you some time, but getting my redundancy (or hopefully lack of it) sorted has had a higher priority.

big (hugs) to you and the kids
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