Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil

2 groans

A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada,
both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer, when all of
a sudden, a moose popped up in front of them. It was so
unexpected, neither of them had a chance to fire. The Scotsman
was shaken.
"Hoot mon, wit in blazes was that?!"
"That was a moose", the Canadian replied.
"What are ye saying, lad? A moose? Good Lord, I'd hate to see
yer rats!"

It has been determined, the most used sexual position for
married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead...

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