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What sex are they? [Mar. 12th, 2003|01:19 pm]
Peter Sheil
From a laugh a day newsletter - what sex are the following?

  • ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

  • SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

  • COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

  • TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

  • HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

  • SPONGES - female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

  • SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

  • HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

  • HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

  • REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


[User Picture]From: angel2dy4
2003-03-12 06:22 am (UTC)

very cute -

I needed that this morning!

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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-12 04:25 pm (UTC)

Re: very cute -

glad you liked it.
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-12 06:57 am (UTC)
awww, bless your little neanderthal animal-skin socks!
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-12 04:24 pm (UTC)


Ug ug ug
*swings club dangerously and knocks himself out*
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