Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil
petersheil

What sex are they?

From a laugh a day newsletter - what sex are the following?


  • ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

  • SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

  • COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

  • TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

  • HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

  • SPONGES - female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

  • SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

  • HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

  • HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

  • REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.



Peace
peter
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