decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went
out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their
marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally
the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?"
he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say
I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly
for a moment. Then looking over his glasses, looked her in the
eye casually and asked, . . . "Was that one or two words?"