A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer
standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls
the car over to the side of the road and notices that the
farmer is just standing there, doing nothing. The man gets
out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks
him, "Excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well...I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are
out standing in their field."