After waiting in all day a guy has not brought the spare part I need for my washing machine *grrrrrrrrr*
At 1 PM he was stuck in traffic 30 to 40 minutes away but he never actually made it here :( Quite frustrating as I'd driven up from Southampton to be here from 8 AM onwards as I was expecting him in the morning. I have to open the washing machine with a screwdriver as the door handle is broken - takes several minutes to open it sometimes.
Anyway here are the quotes - number 2 had me laughing out loud.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'...they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'....
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751 - 1816)
Literature is news that stays news.