Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil


Two jokes that made me smile this morning, enjoy.

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister
left me alone in a restaurant with my 12-month-old nephew.
I said, "What do I do if he cries?"

She said, "Give him some vegetables."

It turns out that jalapenos are not his favorite.


First pilot, "I heard you got a new position with Earhart Air.
Don't they have kind of a lousy safety record?"

"I'll say," answered the second pilot. "Last week two of their
flight simulators collided."
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