||[Nov. 13th, 2002|07:51 am]
Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 abruptly stopped, turned|
around and returned to the gate. After a two-hour long wait,
it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What,
exactly, was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
explained the flight attendant. "It just took us a while to
find a new pilot."
and a blonde joke ...
Why was the blonde staring at the orange Juice?
Because the carton said "concentrate".