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2 groans [Nov. 13th, 2002|07:51 am]
Peter Sheil
Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 abruptly stopped, turned
around and returned to the gate. After a two-hour long wait,
it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What,
exactly, was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
explained the flight attendant. "It just took us a while to
find a new pilot."

and a blonde joke ...
Why was the blonde staring at the orange Juice?
Because the carton said "concentrate".