Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil

2 groans

Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 abruptly stopped, turned
around and returned to the gate. After a two-hour long wait,
it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What,
exactly, was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
explained the flight attendant. "It just took us a while to
find a new pilot."

and a blonde joke ...
Why was the blonde staring at the orange Juice?
Because the carton said "concentrate".


  • On here ...

    Just popping in to delete spam posts ... this is the only reason I come here nowadays. Peace peter

  • Update

    Nothing great or surprising, just a note to say I'm alive and far more likely to be found on facebook. Peace peter

  • Here?

    For the record, you can find me on facebook ... I only pop back here to delete spam from old posts :) Peace peter

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