suggested that the gentleman lobster to get them an ice cream
each. Having purchased two ice cream cones Mr. Lobster made
his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice
By the time he has finished the ice cream he realized that his
lady friend's ice cream had started to melt all down his claw,
so he licked it up and ended up eating it.
When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster friend
exclaimed, "Where are the ice creams?"
"Well" he said. "I decided to eat mine. Then yours melted, so
I ate that too."
His lady friend was incensed and cried, "You shellfish bastard!"