Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil
petersheil

Adult humour



These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many,
many years.

First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly, tells the first guy,
"I w...a...s a...l...m...o...s...t m...a...r...r...i...e...d."

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you've lost your
stutter!"

The reply comes, "Y...e...s, I w...e...n...t t...o a
d...o...c...t...o...r a...n...d h...e t...o...l...d m...e
t...h...a...t i...f I s...p...e...a...k s...l...o...w...l...y
I w...o...u...l...d n...o...t s...t...u...t...t...e...r."

The first friend congratulates him and than asks about how he
was almost married.

"W...e...l...l, m...y f...i...a...n...c...e...e a...n...d I
w...e...r...e s...i...t...t...i...n...g o...n h...e...r
p...o...r...c...h, a...n...d t...h...e d...o...g w...a...s
s...c...r...a...t...c...h...i...n...g h...i...s b...a...c...k
s...o I t...o...l...d h...e...r t...h...a...t w...h...e...n
w...e a...r...e m...a...r...r...i...e...d, s...h...e c...a...n
d...o t...h...a...t f...o...r m...e. A...n...d t...h...e...n.
s...h...e t...h...r...e...w t...h...e r...i...n...g i...n m...y
f...a...c...e."

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the
first friend.

"W...e...l...l, I s...p...e...a...k s...o s...l...o...w...l..y,
t...h...a...t b...y t...h...e t...i...m...e s...h...e
l...o...o...k...e...d a...t t...h...e d...o...g, h...e w...a...s
l...i...c...k...i...n...g h...i...s b...a...l...l...s."

Peace
peter
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