Today's selection of quotes are OK, but didn't make me leap or laugh ... but then it would take a bomb to make me leap right now :)
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865), in a book review
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
Actually it is ruled by the cats, who are conducting sophisticated thought experiments with us all. If only they could operate tin openers without us they'd have done away with mankind [and womankind] years ago.
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
Hansell B. Duckett
... or maybe for all the idiots to shut up?