Peter Sheil (petersheil) wrote,
Peter Sheil
petersheil

:)

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary
on the first day of registration.

"He's a magician," said the new boy.

"How exciting. What's his best trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?"

"Yep...one half brother and two half sisters."
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