Steven Wright
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Indira Gandhi
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Didn't we have this one a few days ago with a different source? Or was that in one of my friends' journals?