Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930), (Sherlock Holmes)
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.
Clyde B. Aster
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
P. J. O'Rourke