||[Sep. 9th, 2002|08:39 am]
... guess who this is aimed at...|
A redhead goes to the Doctor and says that she hurts all over.
"All over?" asks the Doctor.
"Yes" she says. "Look if I poke my head ... ouch, my arm ... ouch, my chest ... ouch, my legs ... ouch. Everywhere I touch it is painful and it really really hurts doc, you've got to do something for me."
"Ahh" says the doctor, "I think I see the problem. Were you a blonde before you became a redhead?"
"Why yes doctor, I only dyed my hair three days ago. So what is my problem? Is it serious?"
"No it is quite simple. You are suffering from a broken finger."