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Bizarre Medical Record Statements [Sep. 9th, 2002|07:55 am]
Peter Sheil
The folowing were found in patient records .. you have to worry who was more ill the patients or the doctors writing this stuff :)

"The skin was moist and dry."

"The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet
turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a

"The patient was in his usual state of good health until his
airplane ran out of gas and crashed."

"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took
a job as stockbroker instead."

"While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and
sent home."

"When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."

"She is numb from her toes down."

"The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed
to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately."