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2 Jokes [Aug. 23rd, 2002|08:17 am]
Peter Sheil
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it
again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

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A baby penguin walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
"Have you seen my dad?"

The bartender says, "What does he look like?"
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