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Quotes of the day [Jun. 24th, 2002|08:16 am]
Peter Sheil
These ones had me laughing - a good start for a Monday morning, especially since I left my plastic mug of coffee (for the drive in to work) in the kitchen at home. Grrrr. Still it is getting better as I wake up and the caffine gets into the blood stream.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening, "Life in Hell"
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[User Picture]From: elliebellie4
2002-06-24 01:01 am (UTC)
Hehe! I like the last one.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-06-24 02:14 am (UTC)
Yes, that one had me laughing out loud :)
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[User Picture]From: acoolsecretary
2002-06-24 06:20 am (UTC)
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
Lincoln cheated: that's a Bible proverb...ah ha ha ha ha! Ok, so he kinda switched the words around but it IS still a proverb. :-)
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