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A joke [May. 10th, 2002|07:53 am]
Peter Sheil
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the
window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to
ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that there are no
baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your
mother can explain THAT to you."
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[User Picture]From: angel2dy4
2002-05-10 05:05 am (UTC)

=o)

*giggle* that is too cute!
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[User Picture]From: acoolsecretary
2002-05-10 06:43 am (UTC)
Ha Ha! That was good for a giggle!
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[User Picture]From: elliebellie4
2002-05-10 12:59 pm (UTC)
I guess I'm stupid or something because I don't get it.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-05-10 02:47 pm (UTC)

Re:

Hmmmm ... how do I tell you this?

The term "pull out on time" could mean that the planes leave the airport at the right time. It could also be applied to a form of birth control where the man pulls his penis out of the woman before he ejaculates. As a method of birth control it is shit!

The stewardess was trying to get the mother embarrassed.

Get it now?
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[User Picture]From: elliebellie4
2002-05-10 02:52 pm (UTC)
THere we go.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-05-10 02:54 pm (UTC)

Re:

I am often surprised at the innocence of you! Or do you just put it on for me ? :)))
take care
(hugs)
peter
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