|Joke - specially for mystic and bandit :)
||[Apr. 12th, 2002|10:23 am]
As it happened, their wedding night fell during a religious |
holiday, and, devout Episcopalian that he was, Mr. Rogers
simply couldn't make love to his virginal bride.
"I'm sorry," he said as they snuggled in bed, "but I can't
have you tonight. It's Lent."
Her brow crinkling with concern, his new bride said,
"Okay...but to whom and for how long?"