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Have a drink ... (joke) [Apr. 10th, 2002|09:36 am]
Peter Sheil
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila."
The Scot says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have Scotch."
The Swede says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have aquavit."
The Japanese says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have sake."
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka."
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."
The Greek says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have ouzo."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."
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[User Picture]From: desert_fae
2002-04-10 09:48 am (UTC)
awww... that was mean Peter :(
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-04-11 09:01 am (UTC)
OK, but how many Jews do you know who are not concerned about their health???
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[User Picture]From: desert_fae
2002-04-11 01:30 pm (UTC)

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How many Enlishmen do you know that aren't concerned with their health.
btw-your speaking to someone who is part jew
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