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Statistics prove ... [Jan. 27th, 2006|11:59 pm]
Peter Sheil
The results of statistics
1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are left-handed
3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear

1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles
2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles
3. Work stuffs up your eyesight

1. All dogs are animals
2. All cats are animals
3. Therefore, all dogs are cats

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant
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[User Picture]From: loreeley
2006-01-28 09:21 pm (UTC)
Does that mean that if I open 400 cans (do I have to drink them all?), I will become pregnant?
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2006-01-29 12:10 am (UTC)
Well it does look that way from the stats, but you just never know :)
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[User Picture]From: loreeley
2006-01-29 07:18 am (UTC)
Might be worth the try. :-)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2006-01-29 06:07 pm (UTC)
If it's what you want to achieve I'm sure I could help ;)
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[User Picture]From: loreeley
2006-01-29 06:20 pm (UTC)
As kind as the offer is, I'm afraid I must decline. :-)
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[User Picture]From: loreeley
2006-01-29 06:21 pm (UTC)
Just for argument's sake though....if I said yes...would you really?
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2006-01-29 09:17 pm (UTC)
If you ever do want to say "yes" to my offer, contact me directly.
(hugs)
peter
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[User Picture]From: loreeley
2006-01-29 09:28 pm (UTC)
That's just avoidance of the question.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-30 01:25 am (UTC)
See my text :)
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[User Picture]From: loreeley
2006-01-30 10:16 am (UTC)
I saw.
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