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[Oct. 19th, 2005|10:19 am]
Peter Sheil
TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

I think 7 and 6 are the best and if I used number one it would need a slight rewording :)

Peace
peter
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[User Picture]From: becky44
2005-10-19 11:41 pm (UTC)
4,5,9,7!

My manager and colleagues used to be very worried that I'd fall asleep in a computer! I was totaly exhausted at work and I'd be falling asleep by 3pm!
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From: fruitbatz
2005-10-20 11:31 am (UTC)
did you get your eye problems sorted?
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