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Hehe [Mar. 27th, 2002|11:42 am]
Peter Sheil
Sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call
your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get
fed up."
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[User Picture]From: mysticprincess
2002-03-27 05:18 am (UTC)

LOL! The two I like best are:

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

and

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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